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jame7t

REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing

0v9

not true. everytime I meow, many beautiful women descend upon me to try to put me in their purse and whisk me away to safety

jame7t

And are you sure those beautiful women aren’t whisking you away to the vet?

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magnetothemagnificent

Already I'm getting the sense that maybe some people aren't in on the joke: These are all the same person lmao

bonyassfish

You know those fake internet stories that end with “and that man? Was Albert Einstein”

Jewish folktales are like that only with Elijah the prophet. And that old beggar man? Elijah the prophet.

magnetothemagnificent

NO LITERALLY LMAOOOOO

luckys-last-brain-cell

I voted and then I dissolved into laughter.

attackfish

ALBERT EINSTEIN WAS ELIJAH THE PROPHET???